Not really a rant but I hate bots

[Autolux]

Mel says:
hello?
madie says:
hi
hi how are you today?
Mel says:
who is this?
madie says:
my name is paris I'm doing great today I'm 21 yrs old how old are you?
Mel says:
is this some fucking bot
madie says:
listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!
Mel says:
LOL no 8D
madie says:
I can show u how to watch free if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE:-$
Mel says:
I can tell you to stfu, please make sure everyone knows
madie says:
im still here
Mel says:
Actually you're not
Mel banned madie at this point.

[Bear]

LMAO

You should have taken the bot up on the cybering, would be funny as hell to see what the guy programmed in there for responses.

-Wiz

[Autolux]

I assume it would have been like "If you wanna watch for free check my link(virus)"

[Luce]

Is a virus you get from cybering sorta like an STD?

[Autolux]

thankfully I get my check up at the e-clinic everyday!

[Luce]

Everyday? Damn you must be an e-slut!

[Autolux]

No thanks dad, I'd rather make out with my Marilyn Monrobot

[Luce]

I love you, *PHILIP J. FRY*.