Q: When is the best time for your phone line to break (so you have no land-line or internet access)?
A: When your telephone company has a massive problem with their cellphone network, and so doesn't have much time to spend fixing your measly land-line problem.
Three days (and three phone calls) later, they finally sent someone around to fix the problem... Gah!
Just ranting to let off some steam. At least we get a free month's line rental, so it's not all bad. But three days without internet at home is pretty