Forum in Aggro

Well, getting close enough to a window for someone else to see the lens glare is an amateur mistake; sadly, some learn it too late...

In any case, I am honored to be part of the "Welcome to Life in Aggro" sequence, even if I don't actually make an appearence in it. But really, would you expect anything less from a sniper?

Of course, it takes forever to get through... And keep a look out for hidden celebratory bunnies. They're all over the place.

I'll be sure to keep an eye out for them...

And what happens if I manage to find them all? Is there a prize for that, too?

Awesome thread de-railing! I shall contribute!

Roll, that was awesome and corny. Awesorny. I can't help but imagine a 80s style intro where everyone is introduced with jittery camera movements, close-up on a Hollywood-esque sign that says AGGRO, complete with lens flare and high contrast warm tones around the center with funky color hue skewing, gradients and half-tones and every member of the forum is introduced in a Saved by the Bell meets X-Men style intro. Every screen wipe is made up of a different amount of celebratory animals, of which some are Celebratory Bunnies. It is the job of the viewer to pause at every screen wipe, total the number of bunnies and send it into us for forum admittance and a small swag prize. This number changes with every episode.

Now on queue...Everyone head turn into the camera and pose!

NOW!!