Not A Bite To Bleat

[Kerreth]

I'm not a Minecrafter, but RE: your newspost, good luck on Borderlands! I just finished it last night.

(50 hours later...)

[Adol The Red]

And Mojang said there shall be no eating of the sheep, and thus it was so.

And lo the people cried, But Mojang, if we cannot eat of the sheep, how will they serve us?

Then a great Minecraft Wiki appeared before them. This wiki did teach that they could make dyes, and that they could dye the sheep all the colors of the 8-bit spectrum.

And Mojang said that so dyed, a sheep was dyed for all generations to follow, and these dyed sheep gave birth to more dyed sheep.

And the people were like WTF dude that's totally wierd. Then they summoned Optifine, and usurped Mojangs power to control night and day, but still they could not eat of the sheep.